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Monday, 22 December 2008

HOW NOT TO DO IT

















Picture 1: Chiege Alisigwe, if you were a size 8, you'd probably have been able to get away with this fashion crime. This dress does not do love handles gal, so please cover up next time. Even Victoria Beckham, who is quite tiny, doesn't reveal her midriff in outfits. Leave the "bare bellying" to the teenagers hun!!!

Picture 2: Mercy Johnson, why nawwwwwwwwww???!!! A good support bra comes to mind. Chai!!!


Picture 3: Empress Njamah, someone described you as "looking like a razz mammy water" in this get up on Niyi Tabiti's blog. ROTFLMAOPIMP (PIMP-Peeing In My Pants...not literally though) at that comment. Also, you shouldn't match your hair to your dress. Few dark complexioned ladies can successfully carry off the oh soooo blonde/white hair look. Ouch this is an eyesore!!! Makes me wanna shout...makes me wanna scream...


Picture 4: Don't know you, but oh wow the cheap L'il Kim wanna be thingy you gats going...please drop it. Hardly attractive.


Picture 5: Eucharia Anunobi, didn't someone advice you that you should not show off boobs and legs at the same time??? Babes, less is more. What about a good support bra as well?! Mehn...this is soooo wrong!!! Please take a leaf out of Stephanie Okereke's book- she always gets it right.


Photos courtesy of Niyi Tabiti.

26 comments:

Sting said...

I'm so out of it, but seriously when did nigerian women start showing so much cleavage? I haven't been gone for that long. Hmmm...

Ubong Da said...

And what is wrong with showing tits and legs together. If you have it flaunt it?

classybabe said...

Mercy could have done better with that outfit though,she has the body for it.
P.S.Thanks for stopping by my blog

The Boob Sistas said...

Thanks y'all. Ubonga, of course you'd like to see everything all at once considering...ahem...lol.

Afrobabe said...

@ Ubong, you look cheap and slutty when you are open all over in public...so its got to be one..

Babes, please do great fashion ides for bigger women...

The Boob Sistas said...

@ Afrobabe: I am bringing out an underwear range soon aimed at fuller figured women, by the grace of God.

Buttercup said...

wow..empress n eucharia look hideous..jeez!

doll said...

mercy looks hot.. i agree on empress the blond look on her is horrible

princesa said...

Can people really wear a bra with those skimpy strapless clothes???

princesa said...

BTW, you sorted that stuff??

Boob Sista 1 said...

Thanks guys. Princesa, i still need help with the music please.

aloted said...

i like the concept of this blog..

nice work ladies

La Reine said...

Yeah, ladies should stop running to go under the knife when a good bra will suffice (for most issues).

And that first pic was a great example of the Great Need for Good Bras.

Holla

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

lmao.. love your blog... ur funny as hell... i know im beginning to sound like they pay me for this.. but MAIDENFORM bras are fantastic for this sort of thing... if i was going to naija this year i for buy some give them oh.. lol

Boob Sista 1 said...

Thanks for visiting guys. Love your blog as well ONB.

QMoney said...

Hey,i luv ur blog already,i once talked about my best friend and her boobs on my blog.she lives in 9ja,is frustrated her boobs are soo big.do these bras u talk about cater for people with 42DD type of boobs cos dats where she falls,we went to a 9ja shop-seams and carriage on the island and she said she was a proper 38FF or so,problem is dat its only in seams ad carriage u find that size and its about say 35pounds!!

linda ikeji said...

I'm feeling this blog...keep it coming sweetie

Lyrically speaking said...

Wow, fascinating boobs, i'm sure many in blog world are enjoying the view, lol

Boob Sista 1 said...

@ Q Money: Oh wow that's mad expensive. Tell your friend to also try the Katie Price Range. They make massive cup sizes as well. Thanks for visiting.

@ Linda: Thanks for your love and encouragement. I really appreciate our friendship.

@ Lyrically speaking: LMAO!!! Don't let Ubong da spoil you abeg. Thanks for visiting.

Anonymous said...

am here lmao at your comments. chiege looks like she is trying too hard and she cannot act. she is too fat for that dress. i think eucharia is the worst though followed by empress. girl ur funny. i have a feeling am gonna love this blog.

Boob Sista 1 said...

@ Anon: LOL ya mouth bad pass my own oh chai. Chiege is pretty. I just think she should have covered up a bit more. She needs to dress appropriately according to her figure. Thanks for visiting.

Anonymous said...

Am loving this blog, I quite agree that Chiege needed to have covered up as a big girl, Mercy obviously needs to get a good bra. For Eucharia, I think she is just blind, how could she have left home like that, and that was when she was supposedly married, oh dear she looks like a right slut in that attire.

Boob Sista 1 said...

LOL and LMAO all at once. Thanks for visiting. *wink wink*

Anonymous said...

lol

bob-ij said...

wow!!...the lady in the yellow dress just kills me!..If you have assets, you have to support them.. That's my take!

Paris said...

hey girlies! remember u commenting on my blog a certain time. U made mention of us having smiliar taste and i must say u weren't lying. Ur playlist sounds just like my ipod lol. Wierd huh?

luving this blog. will def be checking back.