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Saturday, 27 December 2008

OUTRAGEOUS!!!



My people,

Make una follow me see something oh...perfume wey fit pay off some people mortgage!!! Clive Christian Imperial Majesty (price in naira approximately 25 million)!!! Seriously guys, although i'm sometimes vain and can be quite excessive in my quest to "feel among"...(*big wide grin*), even if i were a millionaire or i drink a gallon of petrol, i don't think i'd be looney-ish enough to buy this perfume!!! I mean wtf???!!! Talk about the word, exhorbitant, being an understatement. Some kain feeling among sef fit choke pessin. Na so i bin feel among one time go chop Caviar for Harvey Nichols restaurant nearly vomit!!! Ouch it can be sometimes painful to be rich mehn...

Ehen back to this perfume- reason for being mad expensive (and i quote them): "Imperial Majesty, which costs $215,000 a bottle, is the most expensive perfume in the world. Would it smell as sweet at any other price? Actually, yes. Imperial Majesty is a limited edition of a Clive Christian signature scent. Sold simply as No. 1, the fragrance is priced at $2,150 an ounce. But the reason Imperial Majesty costs so much is that Christian, a British designer-turned-perfumer, poured 16.9 ounces of No. 1 into a Baccarat crystal bottle, stuck a five-carat diamond into the 18-carat gold collar and unveiled it at Harrods in London and Bergdorf Goodman in New York City this past holiday season. Of the five bottles released for sale (the others were kept for Christian's archives), three have sold".


Dem try well well. You can sha buy three 10ml bottles (for men) for £151.70 if you want to feel among. I also read somewhere else that the crown on each bottle is a gift from Queen Victoria and that the perfume scented the staterooms of The Titanic. Hmmm big deal...upon all this, shey Titanic bin still crash with expensive perfume on board!!! It is also made with the highest concentration possible (chai flit!!! choking!!!). Finally, it is hand delivered in a Bentley oh. Hmmm if dem like make dem carry helicopter deliver am. Mbok make i stick to my SJP, YSL and Lancome average types jare...even if na kabu kabu deliver dem, i go still love dem...monkey no fine but im mama like am.


Aight nuff said for now before i explode from this rant (i seem to be doing a lot of this lately...lol).

Stay cool y'all. xxx

Source courtesy of Forbes magazine.

5 comments:

Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

id rather buy clothes or diamonds... 215, 000 my heinie...

Afrobabe said...

lmao...I tot u were joking when you first talked about this perfume...so its reall...hmmm, how much weight do i need to loose to get me a man who can afford one....

Boob Sista 1 said...

@ ONB. I feel ya babes.

@ Afrobabe: So if you find this man, you'd ask him to buy you this perfume with such money instead of a Lamborghini or Ferrari???!!! Err...okay.

Buttercup said...

u've succeeded in rendering me utterly speechless.

Boob Sista 1 said...

@ Buttercup: LOL. Why do you think i found myself writing half of this post in pidgin? It's cos like yourself, i was also rendered speechless!!!